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Natty | 23 | ♀ | KY | INTP-T
Nat | She/Her/They/Them | Asexual
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nil Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Student Digital Artist
i love you and buckwheat
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nil Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.
nil Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016  Student Digital Artist
nil Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2016  Student Digital Artist
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows.
3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
4. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals & bait in the same store.
5. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
6. Get used to hearing "You ain't from around here, are you?"
7. If you are yelling at the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for that vehicle.
8. If you hear a redneck say, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" Stay out of his way, these are likely his last words ever.
9. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."
10. There are no delis. Don't ask.
11. In conversation, never put your hand on a man's shoulder when making a point, especially in a bar.
12. Chili does NOT have beans in it.
13. Brisket is not 'cooked' in an oven.
14. Don't tell us how you did it up there. Nobody cares.
15. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.
16. We do TOO have 4 Seasons: December, January, February, and Summer.
17. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.
18. If someone tells you "Don't worry, those peppers aren't hot" you can be certain they are.
19. If you fail to heed my warning in #18 above, be sure to have a bowl of guacamole handy. Water won't do it.
20. Rocky Mountain oysters are NOT oysters. Don't ask.
21. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
22. Don't even think of ordering a strawberry daiquiri. What you really mean to say is 'Margarita.'
23. If you don't understand our passion for college and high school football just keep your mouth shut.
24. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.
25. If you see a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".
26. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
27. No matter what you've seen on TV, line dancing is not a popular weekend pastime.
28. "Tea" = Sweet Iced Tea. There is no other kind.
29. Everything is better with Ranch dressing.
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nil Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Why did the chicken cross the English channel?

It had been months of preparation for the chicken. He knew if at first he didnt succeed he would be dead, and his family would be alone without him. He stepped off the pier from england, and fluttered down to the rough seas below him. He started sinking, which was weird, as he knew chickens have buoyant shapes. He remembered his physics teaching back at school and inhaled as much oxygen as he could. Doing so, he floated up to the surface. He remembered that the english channel at its shortest was 35 kilometres. If he could remain like this for the next 34.99 metres he would be set. The plan worked, until he ran out of oxygen. as he gasped for air, he began sinking again. Suddenly, with the force of 10 cans of beans and 10 cabbages, the seeds he ate earlier, which were now brown and white, blasted out of his behind. “Scuse me!!” he said. as that phenomenon finished, he started floating again. Those seeds really weighed him down! Things were going swimmingly (ba dum tss) until the seas got rougher. He was tossed about, and suddenly he saw the front of an aircraft carrier sailing towards him! he felt cartilage from below him push him away, and was relieved. These must be dolphins! he thought. But no, they weren’t. Two basking sharks, known for staying close to the surface of the water, began circling him. suddenly, a small boat came sailing along. the man in the boat saw the sharks harassing the chicken, and stabbed the sharks in the eyes. With this turn of events, the chicken saw the shore ahead of him. The boat man picked the chicken up and took him to the shore.But this didn’t answer your question did it? the real reason the chicken crossed the english channel was to visit relatives in turkey. duh.

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